Students vs Goat Breeders


Indonesia

There was a young man with knowledge of the high spirit of research and came to a farm. The farm has two cows, black and white. He asked the owner of the ranch.

Description:
GB: Goat Breeders
S: Student

S: Sir, how much grass can be eaten by goats on a daily basis?
GB: Which Goat, son?
S: White Goat
GB: Oooh for the the consumption of white goats can be a half sacks per day.
S: For black?
GB: Same
S:??! * getting confused *

S: Then what about the treatment, whether treatment is difficult or not, sir?
GB: Which treatment for the goats, black or white?
S: hmmm, for the black.
GB: For black, the treatment is quite difficult.
S: for the white, for the white,?
GB: for the white, also the same.
S:??! * getting annoyed *

S: Why every time I ask, you must differentiate your goat if the answer was always the same?
GB: It’s like this kid. For the white goat, it belonged to me
S: For the black?
GB: same, it’s mine as well ……………
S: AAAaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!

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Ada seorang anak muda yang dengan pengetahuan tingginya semangat meneliti dan datang ke sebuah peternakan. Peternakan itu memiliki 2 Sapi, hitam dan putih. Dia bertanya ke bapak-bapak pemilik peternakan.

Keterangan :
PK : Peternak Kambing
M : Mahasiswa

M : Pak, kambingnya bisa ngabisin rumput berapa banyak tiap hari??
PK : Yang mana, Dik???
M : Yang putih.
PK : Oooh kalo itu mah abis setengah karung per hari.
M : Kalo yg item??
PK : Sama
M : ????!!! (mulai bingung)

M : Trus perawatannya susah gak, Pak?
PK : yg mana dulu nih item apa putih??
M : hmmm,, yg item dulu deh.
PK : Kalo yg item gampang2 susah kok.
M : yg putih,, yg putih,,???
PK : yg putih juga sama.
M : ????!!!! mulai kesal

M : Kalo emang jawabannya sama kenapa bapak bedain setiap saya nanya???
PK : Jadi gini dek ya,. Kambing yg putih itu punya saya..
M : trus yg item???
PK : Sama,…………… punya saya juga
M : AAAaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!

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